ELDO’s latest release – and limited edition – is billed as a scent that transcends the laws of physics, because “love and the trail of a scent are stronger than gravity and time”. Add a sexy trailer with a rousing soundtrack, and it all looks very exciting.
But does it smell as exciting?
Spoiler alert – no, it doesn’t.
Ok, so the bottle is special…
As for the juice? Here are the notes:
Apple, Cumin, Lychee; Honey, Jasmine Absolute, Rose NeoAbsolute, Akigalawood, Musk, Patchouli.
The space odyssey opens with rose rose rose. Lychee? Maybe. I don’t pick it up as an individual note, but there’s something very ‘Thai’ about this rose which is where the lychee may be hiding. Its pairing with the apple makes it rather pretty and very pink. This is a light and flighty kind of rose, not a rich and sexy red.
People have described the rose as being animalic, perhaps thanks to the cumin and honey notes in supporting roles. But as it dries down, you realise it doesn’t have a ‘living quality’. Instead, it’s dry and thin – a pretty facsimile – a silk rose gathering dust.
Much has been said about its incredible sillage and staying power, and that much is true. For something so delicate, it’s impressively pervasive. I squirted mine once, then could smell the sample coming a mile off. Props to the creator, it’s a technical feat.
But then, so’s the 3rd Lord of the Rings film. And like that, Experimentium Crucis goes on forever, but doesn’t really do anything. It’s too linear to justify its longevity, hanging around like a just-tolerable smell.
Some of the guys at Bloom reckon this is a better version of I Am Trash. I disagree. Les Fleurs du Dechet had a cool development, brief as it was.
Experimentium Crucis is extraordinarily good value if you want the Ariston of roses. But it’s too dry and acrid to be a five-star fragrance. Not sticky or jammy or deep or dark or surprising; just clinical and cold.
It’ll stay with me a long time. But only literally.